STRUGGLES OF SOFTWARE SONAM
Hi, My name is Software Sonam and I am born with defects. 😞
I don’t understand why people panic 😱 when they see me with defects. I know how they were made and my creators break their heads to find the root cause.
Yes, I am SOFTWARE SONAM , born with defects. 😞
If I am programmed to talk😊, I can tell you a lot of interesting stories behind these defects.
Well, some of them occur when my creator talks over the phone with his girlfriend. 👰 I would say ‘HOW ROMANTIC’ 😍. But, my tester says ‘CRITICAL’ and the manager says ‘FIX IMMEDIATELY’.🔧
Well, you know! I am SOFTWARE SONAM , born with defects.😞
Some silly mistakes do happen when my developer was in a hurry to go for a movie🎥 with his wife and I hear him saying to his friend that he will have to cook over the weekend if he misses this first-day release. I would say ‘PLEASE SPARE’. But, my tester 🕵️ says ‘VERY HIGH’ and the manager says ‘ FIX IMMEDIATELY’.🔧
Ugh!😪 I am SOFTWARE SONAM , born with defects!😞
Do you know that my developers talk to me?🤔 They sometimes flatter me and yet sometimes revile me . I keep shouting ‘Dude, you missed ‘F’ in my code’. But, they never listen. 😈 I would say ‘BAD LUCK’. My tester says ‘HIGH’ priority and the manager says ‘ FIX IMMEDIATELY ‘.🔧
Ofcourse, I am SOFTWARE SONAM , born with defects.😞
Some cases occur when my dudes copy-paste the code from my friend Google Goonz. I keep reminding them ‘It doesn’t suit me darling’.👎 But, who listens to me.👂 I would think my Tester friend 🕵️ is my only help. My tester checks and says ‘ALL FINE’.👍 My manager says ‘ FIX IMMEDIATELY’🔧 and then he realizes that he should say ‘MOVE TO PRODUCTION’.⏩
Yes, I am SOFTWARE SONAM , defects are a part of my life.🙎
Finally, I am in production, waiting for my USER to find out about the copy paste error so that I can go back to my dear DEVELOPER. I always APPRECIATE 👏 the efforts of my TESTER 🕵️ who always tries to make me perfect. We, software friends call him ‘Mr.PERFECT.👌
See you guys again. Bye for now 👋
SOFTWARE SONAM, trying to be PERFECT. 🤗